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'One Shining Moment' Is A Horrible Audio Slice Of Squid Vomit

My goodness, there’s much to like about the NCAA men’s basketball tournament: gambling, watching four games at once, suffering a heart attack while watching four games at once and losing the mortgage, Gus Johnson suffering a heart attack calling a buzzer-beater, and taking naps while Wisconsin plays games. Chocked full of fun, it is.

(Did we mention gambling, sweet gambling? We did? Gambling. It needs another mention.)

I know tradition is important here, too, but if anyone takes offense at Jennifer Hudson redoing the song CBS continues to ladle like so much thin, cheap gravy onto the tasty pile of mashed potatoes NCAA tourney goodness, you need to swallow your tongue. John Tesh describes its treacly piano chords as “cloying.” Your aunt really likes it, and wishes they would play it more. Neither of these are good, and are in fact very bad.

Can we do what all intelligent people do in times of crisis: blame Armen Keteyian for “One Shining Moment?”

In 1986, he passed the song along to high school friend Armen Keteyian, an investigative journalist for CBS Sports and also at the time Sports Illustrated, who in turn passed it to CBS Sports Creative Director Doug Towey.

It’s in Wikipedia, so it must be true. Damn you, Keteyian! (Shakes angry fist.) That’s one more media quasi-celebrity’s iPod we can’t steal during assignments. What would I put in its place, you ask? Oh, I think you know the answer there.

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Tim Tebow Scored a 22 On The Wonderlic

If you love to hate on, and indeed consider yourself a "hater," the best day for you in the run-up to the NFL draft is today: Wonderlicsmas, the day when "NFL sources" begin leaking the often embarrassing results of the timed intelligence test known as the Wonderlic. It's fun, because you get to make fun of their brain! 

The best a player can possibly do on the test is 50. (Only confirmed perfect score: Pat McInally of Harvard.) The average score for a quarterback is 24, a score Tim Tebow missed by two points with a reported score of 22. For context, this puts him just below Peyton Manning (28) and Tom Brady (33), but above Dan Marino (15) and Jeff George (who to no one's surprise allegedly scored a 10 on the test by drawing a huge picture of himself playing football in crayon on the answer sheet.) 

Tebow's score also matches Brett Favre's own childlike score of 22, though without the childlike joy Favre took in the test. Other scores included Jimmy Clausen's 23 (Notre Dame is SO hard to get into,) Colt McCoy's 25, and Sam Bradford's lofty 36, which NFL scouts will misread as a troubling commitment to "being smart" and "reading" over football. 

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NCAA Tournament Announcer Pairings Set; We Rank Them Arbitrarily

CBS has set the announcing duos for the NCAA Tournament, which tips off NEXT WEEK (!!!!). Here they are, ranked from best (aka "please, god, let these two call my game") to worst (aka "eh, this is bad, but at least it's not Mike Patrick-Dick Vitale"):

  1. Gus Johnson and Len Elmore. Best play-by-play man with perfectly adequate and not-annoying analyst.
  2. Verne Lundquist and Bill Raftery. Verne doesn't know what's going on half the time, but he's still somewhat likable and Raftery remains totally awesome.
  3. Dick Enberg and Jay Bilas. Same rationale as previous pairing, but Bilas is still a notch below Raftery on the awesome scale.
  4. Ian Eagle and Jim Spanarkel. Both are pretty good, neither is great.
  5. Kevin Harlan and Dan Bonner. See: Previous.
  6. Spero Dedes and Bob Wenzel. I'm not sure who you two are, but I know I don't dislike either of you.
  7. Tim Brando and Mike Gminsk. Brando's fairly insufferable and the G-Man is just awkward. Sometimes in a likable way, sometimes in a press-mute way.
  8. Jim Nantz and Clark Kellogg. CBS's No. 1 pair managed to get worse when they replaced Packer with Kellogg. 

Again: These rankings are science and you simply cannot argue the validity of any of them. I dare you to try!

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Andrew Bogut? Andrew Bogut!

The thing about draft busts is... They're supposed to fade into obscurity and become punchlines, not randomly have an All-Star season and rejuvenate their careers out-of-nowhere. That's not how it works.

Big Baby's inner monologue there—as he peels himself off the floor and grabs his dignity from the cameraman nearby—probably echoes all of our thoughts: "Since when can Andrew Bogut do THAT?"

Truth is, he's been doing it all year. While Brandon Jennings has gotten most of the credit on a national level, it's been Bogut who's most valuable to Milwaukee. Since February 1st, the Bucks are 14-4, with Bogut averaging of 16.7 points, 10.6 rebounds, and 55% shooting. But even better, he's been huge on defense: since February, he's averaged three blocks-per-game, as the Bucks have been among the league leaders in defensive efficiency.

Does this mean we can no longer make jokes about drafting a gawky Australian first in the NBA draft? Absolutely not. Anytime you take a goofy seven foot white guy over Chris Paul and Deron Williams... Well, you're probably the Milwaukee Bucks.

But Bogut and the Bucks beat the Celtics last night. And look at that dunk! The old jokes are still funny, but out of nowhere, Bogut and the Bucks are no longer a running punchline.

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Knicks Prove Hope Sells A Lot Tickets

Apparently, the possibility of LeBron James signing for your team is recession-proof. How do I know? According to Darren Rovell of CNBC, the Knicks have already sold 1,800 season tickets for next year in record time.

In just a couple of weeks, the New York Knicks have taken deposits on 1,800 new season tickets.

For those keeping score at home, that's the fastest the team has sold this many new season tickets in its storied history.

In the words of MSG sports president Scott O'Neil, the Knicks' sales team is "on fire," which immediately puts an image of Marv Albert announcing sales calls in my head. O'Neil, for two ticket renewals at once ... YES! He's on fire!

In all seriousness, this proves that hope is a powerful tool in keeping floundering sports franchises alive. Something tells me those 1,800 fans aren't paying to see Danilo Gallinari and Wilson Chandler.

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Dawg Pound Not This Man's Best Friend

Derek Anderson's tenure with the Cleveland Browns ended Tuesday when the former Pro Bowl quarterback was released. His anger with the way he was treated by the fans will last much longer, if his comments to the The News-Herald are any indication.

Anderson blasted the Cleveland fans, calling them "ruthless" and said they "don't deserve a winner." He didn't stop there:

"I will never forget getting cheered when I was injured. I know at times I wasn't great. I hope and pray I'm playing when my team comes to town and (we) roll them."

The move did not come as much of a surprise, considering Anderson's play the last season, and the fact he was owed a $2 million roster bonus on Mar. 19 and a salary of $7.45 million for 2010.

Anderson did not pull any punches with his comments. Well, except when he said "at times I wasn't great." Browns fans want to know, "When was he great?"

Not against Buffalo last October when he went 2-for-17 for 23 yards. Or for most of the season, as he finished with a passer rating of 42.1.

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Best Of The SB Nation Network: March 9, 2010

Here is the best of the SB Nation network for Tuesday, March 9, 2010:

College Basketball

- Blogging The Bracket has your conference tournament round up for March 9th.

- The Slipper Still Fits says Gonzaga can forget about playing in Spokane after losing the WCC title game to St. Mary's.

- Big 12 Hoops has an excellent look at why each team in the Big 12 can and can't win the conference tournament.

- Gonzo Ball weighs in on the rush of negative articles about Seton Hall head coach Bobby Gonzalez.

- Rakes Of Mallow takes a stab at handing out Big East end-of-season awards.

- Vanquish The Foe lays out the NCAA Tournament seeding possibilities for BYU.

Football

- The Dolphins got Dansby, but The Phinsider says they desperately need a safety and a nose tackle.

- Battle Red Blog wonders if Peyton Manning just a mediocre playoff QB.

- Behind the Steel Curtain is shocked team re-signs Antwaan Randle El and Ryan Clark

- 2010 NFL Free Agency recap through the first week from Niners Nation.

Baseball

- Audio from Bless You Boys ESPN970 radio interview.

- Chapman Hits 100 MPH: Red Reporter wonders what it all means.

- Amazing Avenue's Make-The-Mets-O-Meter: Pitchers, Vol. 2

Basketball

- Celtics Blog figures that the C's are like an old married couple. Old and grouchy. 

- Ben from Blazers Edge attended the MIT Sloan Conference and geeks in sports and has the full pocket protector report.

- Could Devin Harris and John Wall share the back court? NNets Daily wonders but we say, 'Who Cares! It's John Wall!!'

College Football

- BCS Evolution continues its 120 teams 'til kickoff with previews of New Mexico State and Eastern Michigan.

- Corn Nation breaks down the 2010 Big 12 football schedules.

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Greg Paulus Could Take Jimmy Clausen, Unless Jimmy Clausen Poisoned His Bangs

So Dan Patrick asks Greg Paulus ... well, you'll see:

Patrick: Could you beat up Jimmy Clausen?
Paulus: [Laughs] Is this a fight? Is this a backyard fight?
Patrick: Yeah, if it was a fight to start.
Paulus: I would cheat and find a way to win.
Patrick: What about Tebow?
Paulus: Uh, you know, Tebow is a big guy.

EDSBS imagines the rest: "The match lasts three hours until Tom Zbikowski storms in, knocks both out, and then flexes while someone throws seventy yard TD passes over his unsuspecting head. " Me, I think Paulus can more than hold his own as long as the rumble goes down in South Bend. Even close to 300 passing yards couldn't save Clausen from the might of the Orange the last time they met there.

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Everything Is Bigger (And More Expensive) In Texas

This may not be news to you, but if you want to see a professional football game, be prepared to spend a whole lot of cash.

CNBC ranks North America's priciest sports tickets for professional teams and it's no surprise that 12 of the 15 listed are members of the National Football League:

15. New York Yankees (AVG ticket price: $72.97)
14. Tampa Bay Buccanneers ($74.25)
13. Denver Broncos ($76.75)
12. Washington Redskins ($79.13)
11. Kansas City Chiefs ($80.69)
10. San Diego Chargers ($81.39)
 9. Indianapolis Colts ($82.79)
 8. Baltimore Ravens ($86.92)
 7. New York Jets ($86.99)
 6. Chicago Bears ($88.33)
 5. New York Giants ($88.63)
 4. Los Angeles Lakers ($93.25)
 3. Toronto Maple Leafs ($114.10)
 2. New England Patriots ($117.84)*
 1. Dallas Cowboys ($159.65)

There's just one team each from the MLB (No. 15, Yankees), NHL (No. 3, Maple Leafs) and NBA (No. 2, Lakers). The Yankees make sense because they're the defending champions. The Lakers make sense because they have Hollywood movie stars and rappers attending their games. The Maple Leafs make sense because ... well, they don't make sense actually. Blame Canada? I hear the dollar is stronger there, anyway.

*I'm a sucker that spent nearly this much for nosebleed seats for the Patriots' first round playoff loss to the Ravens. Yeah, I know...

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Could Kentucky Have Snagged Pat Summitt From Tennessee More Than 30 Years Ago?

This little women's basketball tidbit from the Knoxville News-Sentinel is gossipy and decades old, but far too delicious to not pass along:

Heard last night on the ESPN broadcast that Pat Summitt, then Pat Head, was nearly the coach at Kentucky in 1974 or 1975, save for Kentucky's supposed unwillingness to pay her moving expenses, calculated at $200.

That ESPN broadcast mentioned, by the way, would be Sunday's game, in which Summitt's Lady Vols beat Kentucky's Lady Wildcats, 70-62 to claim the SEC championship. Summitt, the winningest coach in men's or women's hoops in NCAA history, has 15 of those championships to her credit now, along with eight national titles, but hey, who wants to pay some lady's moving expenses just because she thinks she can coach a little basketball?

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Mister Cobble, I Presume?

The 2010 Name of the Year race has a strong early candidate on the University of Kentucky football team. He's a redshirt freshman DT, and they call him 'Mister Cobble', because that is his name. It's unclear whether his parents named him after the title or the spray nozzle, but with the demise of UCF's Jose Jose, I see a bright future for young Mr. Mister Cobble in elite college football moniker circles.

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