This Is the Last Thing You'll See About the Phillies on This Site All Day

I hate Philly. If there were mountains in Charlotte, I'd ascend to the top of them and yell it from their peaks. So forgive me; this is best I can muster: Congrats on finally winning a championship that doesn’t start with the word “arena.” Good for you guys. Your NFL team is still in last place.

Phew ... that wasn’t easy. And it was also the last mention of the World Series you’ll find on TSB today*. Based on the TV numbers, you’d rather we write about House or Dancing With the Stars anyway, so this is probably good news to you. If you’d like to hear about the Philles, please visit Deadspin, which will remain a Phillies blog for the foreseeable future, or our friends at The 700 Level and The Fightins.

And because every post needs some art, here’s the one thing I’ve seen from last night that didn’t make me angry:

Cowboy hats and baseball, that’s what Virginia does. Sorry, that’s what the real Virginia does. My bad.

*This may be a lie. I fully expect Large to awaken from last night’s celebration and write something about wanting to have Brad Lidge’s babies. I may or may not actually post it though.

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