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People Are Idiots

Philly fans, after winning the World Series that I vowed to not mention again, are seen here showing their extreme displeasure with Rays second baseman Akinori Iwamura by flipping a Honda Civic. Take that, Japan!

You know, being a man really isn’t that difficult. There are a few basic rules: you must drink beer (nothing light!) and/or dark liquor, watch sports (not soccer!), not pay more than $20 for your haircuts (including tip!), and you never, ever mess without another man’s car. Yet for some reason, whenever a team wins a championship, there we are -- males -- out there in the street destroying automobiles like a bunch of savages.

I guess all the rules go out the window when you win a World Series. Including the bit about beer/dark liquor, because after the jump is video of a fan taking what appears to be a vodka bottle straight to the dome. While hanging about 20 feet from the ground.

 
And that, friend, is why you don’t climb traffic lights.

This post originally appeared on the Sporting Blog. For more, see The Sporting Blog Archives.

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