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Arian Foster Requests This Press Conference Only Be Conducted in Pterodactyl, Please



Arian Foster is talented. Not only is he the starting tailback at the University of Tennessee and a former high school standout in track and field, but he also speaks Pterodactyl.
The Tennessee starting tailback, a senior on the verge of becoming UT's all-time leading rusher, was requested for media interviews. He had a demand: whoever interviewed him had to speak Pterodactyl, some made-up dinosaur language.

No interview was conducted.

It was kind of funny and it fit Foster's quirky personality. But considering the environment and Foster's recent demeanor, it quickly became sad.

"Veeeeek! Veeeeek! Veeeeek!" Foster shrieked.

Arian Foster, the Cincinnati Bengals just moved you up three rounds on their draft board, since Kenny Irons just isn't cutting it in the strange quotient like he used to, and because they see an opportunity to reach out to the important football-loving Pterodactyl demographic in the Ohio area. In case you're wondering what "Veeeeeek!" means in Pterodactyl, well, I don't know either, but based on Foster's most prominent on-field accomplishments, I'd guess it means "game-ending fumble."

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Tell me there is audio of this somewhere.

by inertia53 on Oct 7, 2008 12:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Might want to give Arian Foster a few weeks off and get him in touch with one of those "talking doctors."

by ChiAdam on Oct 7, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

LMFAO… Thats about right, I went to high school w him for a few years and that pretty much sounds like him.. Arian, homie its Bow from Valley…. Your a nut yo but do your thing man. Break that record and get your ass a contract Dawg, rep that 505!!! Some might see it says CA where he went to HS but that was after I left school and he transfered, just to clear that up. lol

by Kidd Suede on Oct 8, 2008 12:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe I have a new favorite football player.

by Scorpion559 on Oct 8, 2008 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

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