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We imagine when Bironas learned Kid was going to wear his jersey on stage, the convo went something like this ...
Rob Bironas: Um, can I get you a new jersey?
Kid Rock: Why, man? Bawitdabadabangadangdiggydiggy!!
Rob Bironas: I'm afraid I'll catch something nasty if you wear my jersey, is the thing, Kid.
Kid Rock: My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID KIIIID ROCK!!11!!!1!
Bironas: Yes, Mr. Rock, I’m aware of that. But how will that protect me from acquiring your VDs?
Kid Rock: This is for the questions that don't have any answers, the midnight glancers and the topless dancers.
Rob Bironas: I don’t know what that means, but please, just ... wear someone else's jersey.
Kid Rock: ...
Rob Bironas: Dude, I’m serious.
Kid Rock: Are you sure? Cause my name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID---
Rob Bironas: Please, you do that in every song. I know who you are, and who you've slept with. Please wear someone else's shirt.
Kid Rock: Sorry, bro, no dice. I gotta do this for the wild mustangs in the porno flicks
and all my homies in the county in cell block six ... cause my name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID KIIIID ROCK!!11!!!1!
Rob Bironas: [click]
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Comments
You forgot an important lyric – - Thou shalt not dish the Rock, Goddammit!
Seriously, you should see a KR show. I guarantee it will be the best show you’ve ever seen. Even pundit Bob Lefsetz is all about KR now, after finally seeing him live.
So, before you go on hatin, check out a live show….money back guarantee it’ll be the most fun you’ve had at a concert.
by margueritam on Nov 15, 2008 10:59 PM EST reply actions
i meant diss….doh
by margueritam on Nov 16, 2008 1:57 PM EST reply actions
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