â†µâ‡¥All it was was dogs. They act like they don't even like pit bulls. That's the funny thing about it. I got pit bulls. I got to put them under a different breed just to travel. You can't fly pit bulls nowhere.â†µIs this a repurposed opening joke for an episode of Seinfeld? "What's the deal with pit bulls? No one likes them, but people still get mad when you force them to fight each other to the death. You let your pit kill one miniature horse and the police get all mad. What's up with that?"
â†µâ‡¥"It's not even like they were fighting cocker spaniels or something they like. They don't even so much care about pit bulls. Nobody." â†µ
â†µI do wonder what Porter disguises his pit bulls as when attempting to get them on the plane. This sounds like a sitcom waiting to happen.â†µ
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