â†µâ‡¥According to police, on Saturday Hairston began taunting her husband at the Days Inn in Neptune Beach once she realized the Gators were beating the Bulldogs. They said when her husband grabbed his bags and tried to leave the room, Hairston bit the man on his thigh. A police report states that Hairston then punched her husband in the face several times with her fists before fleeing the area on foot. â†µâ†µIf you're interested in Mrs. Hairston, please look for the Craigslist personals ad reading "SWF, 28, blonde. Looking for good times, companionship, and a football-loving man who doesn't bruise easily. Must be patient." Then, go get 'er, tiger. But a warning: Gators have been known to bite.â†µ
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