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The Plague of Christmas Sweaters Strikes Us All, Including Graham Harrell (Allegedly)

My family never suffered from the plague of Christmas sweaters. My father did for a decade or so have Christmas pants. They looked like this, were flame-retardant and bullet-proof, and did not stain despite my mother's best efforts to "accidentally" bleach them into submission or kill them off with an "accidentally" spilled glass of wine. They were the Rasputin of pants, and are probably still out wandering the desert like Anton Chigurh, just waiting to flip a coin and watch a stranger tremble with fear.

Christmas pants aside, I got off easy on the horrifying fashion front during the holidays. Some of us did not:

That's allegedly Texas Tech QB Graham Harrell in the upper left allegedly wearing an alleged Christmas sweater that would definitely send Tim Gunn into cardiac arrest if he came within 20 feet of it. This is a reminder that you should never allow yourself to be photographed for any purposes anytime anywhere, as it will end up on the internet for people to make fun of you anonymously.

(Thanks to the geniuses at OrangeBloods for the tip.)

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I think that is a old womans v-neck. I know for a fact that my mother has 14 sweaters like the guy on the bottom right.

by ethanator1088 on Dec 10, 2008 1:38 PM EST reply actions  

This pic was a frat party pic.  Idiots.

by terrybb3 on Dec 11, 2008 1:04 PM EST reply actions  

A frat party pic? That makes it even cooler, bro!

by cmottram on Dec 11, 2008 1:07 PM EST reply actions  

What a gay looking photo!

by Bassntx on Dec 13, 2008 10:23 AM EST reply actions  

That does look like a pretty gay group. Santa looks way too happy about those knees of his.

by BellaBowl on Dec 13, 2008 4:39 PM EST reply actions  

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