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Chris Mottram: Hahaha. Socks with sandals. Naturally.
Spencer Hall: Now, test subject, please note the things you find particularly repellent about it.
Chris Mottram: The beaded chin beard thing. The timeout dance -- or is that a 'T'?
Spencer Hall: T for Tebow!
Chris Mottram: T for This f------ sucks. Wait, is that guy in the background just there to dance?
Spencer Hall: Yes. Either that, or he's supposed to look ridiculously sexy. Which he is.
Chris Mottram: Okay, I'm stopping it. I can't go on. I'm feeling like I'm going to puke.
Spencer Hall: Pause the marker. Please note the time, subject.
Chris Mottram: 2:42
Please note that Chris Mottram made it two minutes and 42 seconds into this video before getting nauseated. The Sporting Blog, conducting sports science so you don't have to five days a week.
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1:11 - I just threw up in my mouth.
by PackFan on Dec 10, 2008 6:01 PM EST reply actions
"I’ve never been so embarassed to be a member of Gator Nation before."
- My Wife From Over My Shoulder at 1:10
by SSchrager on Dec 10, 2008 7:29 PM EST reply actions
1:12. And I was determined to watch the whole thing.
by Stach1J on Dec 10, 2008 10:21 PM EST reply actions
49 seconds. One more second and I would have to run to the nearest living thing and hit it with a shovel. I’ve never been this furious with two people I don’t even know. That was four minutes of the exact same thing, and did that jackass really have to pop out of the mo**erf***ing bushes every few seconds? I’m getting ready just thinking about it. Now I’m mad again.
by ChiAdam on Dec 10, 2008 10:50 PM EST reply actions
49 seconds. One more second and I would have to run to the nearest living thing and hit it with a shovel. I’ve never been this furious with two people I don’t even know. That was four minutes of the exact same thing, and did that jackass really have to pop out of the mo**erf***ing bushes every few seconds? I’m getting ready just thinking about it. Now I’m mad again.
by ChiAdam on Dec 10, 2008 10:50 PM EST reply actions
I stomached the entire video…sad indeed!
Man, that also gives new meaning to ‘Messing With Sasquatch!’ I kept waiting for Bigfoot to come out of those ferns and stomp those two dorks. Can’t blame the Yeti for being a no-show, though…that pitiful performance would drive every living creature out of those woods!
by pncombies on Dec 11, 2008 2:04 AM EST reply actions
After witnessing that, I need to rethink my whole life. I am afraid to say this but I watched the entire thing. I kept thinking this is about to turn the corner and be something interesting, I was wrong.
by KING OF KEIZER on Dec 11, 2008 2:07 AM EST reply actions
I stomached the entire video…do I get another star for hanging in there through the entire video? Sad indeed!
Man, I was hoping that it was a ‘Messing With Sasquatch’ commercial and I kept waiting for Bigfoot to come out of those ferns and stomp those two dorks.
Can’t blame the Yeti for being a no-show, though…that pitiful performance would drive every living creature out of those woods!
by pncombies on Dec 11, 2008 2:11 AM EST reply actions
7.70 seconds, as soon as I saw the first guy, it was over. My douche-o-meter broke, now I have to go get another one. Shit, the hardware store is closed.
by agsoper on Dec 11, 2008 2:20 AM EST reply actions
7.70 seconds, as soon as I saw the first guy, it was over.
My douche-o-meter suffered severe damage during what seemed an eternity. My god…so…terrible…so…shitty.
by agsoper on Dec 11, 2008 2:24 AM EST reply actions
about 3 minutes, Wicked Retahded in the most negative way possible. The swamp setting did make me a little homesick. Waiting a month for the next game is just brutal. Go gators
by editorcj on Dec 11, 2008 10:01 AM EST reply actions
Stupidity has reached a new level!
by NDTiger06 on Dec 11, 2008 10:43 AM EST reply actions
This is right up there with the "you want to do it in the butt" video. And no I won’t provide a link to that one (hint: Samwell). This hurt my soul.
by tblazquez on Dec 11, 2008 10:57 AM EST reply actions
Don’t think I you could make it through that video without being hi. The guy doin the Tebow dance was hillarious though.
by BigPoppaGator on Dec 11, 2008 2:34 PM EST reply actions
2gators1cup
by btmckinley on Dec 11, 2008 2:50 PM EST reply actions
I bet Shanoff has a loop tape of it running constantly…
by qwagmire on Dec 11, 2008 3:08 PM EST reply actions
1:36. I’d rather hear " It’s so cold in the D. "
by morganman08 on Dec 11, 2008 3:58 PM EST reply actions
My IQ just dropped 10 points, thanks a lot jackass.
by Crazy20fan on Dec 11, 2008 4:59 PM EST reply actions
It has a nice funky beat. Quite lovely.
by gross54 on Dec 11, 2008 7:23 PM EST reply actions
I had been searching for reasons to hate Tim Tebow… but this song just might be the ticket I needed…
by wilso2aj.tsn on Dec 12, 2008 11:48 AM EST reply actions
ok.. Im very tolerant of music.. and was determined to watch the entire thing…. The only think I can say positive about the video…is the music beat. and Even that gets old…after about 45 seconds.
ok.. Im very tolerant of music.. and was determined to watch the entire thing…. The only think I can say positive about the video…is the music beat. and Even that gets old…after about 45 seconds.A thouroughly ,,disgusting wastte of time. Gator fans..should be embarrased.
by Daimyo1977 on Dec 12, 2008 4:05 PM EST reply actions
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