â†µâ‡¥It definatly [sic] needs steam cleaned due to the vomit and urine stains from all of the post game parties. this sofa is perfect for burning as well. â†µâ†µIf any student body besides West Virginia's would be familiar with what couches are especially good for (burning), it's Ohio State's, so you know what they're talking about, consumer. Also included: a picture of the couch in use. â†µ
â†µI take it all back, Ohio State fans. You're completely brilliant in every way. Without that picture, I'd probably try to sit on it feet over my head, or perhaps with the whole thing turned upside down. â†µâ†µ
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