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Before the season, Chad Johnson officially changed his name to some sort of Spanglish representation of the number he wears on Sundays. That was funny. This is much, much funnier:
[Bucs defensive end Greg White] is planning to change his name.That’s a good point. The name Greg White rings no bells for me. But Stylez G. White? That’s unforgettable. The best part of the whole thing is White’s inspiration: Teen Wolf. Jerry Levine plays a character in the film named Rupert “Stiles” Stilinski, who is Scott Howard’s (Michael J. Fox) best friend. The only way White could make this more outstanding would be to show up to the Bucs' next game wearing a “what are you looking at d---nose” t-shirt with some teal jeans.By the time the year is out, White will officially be known as Stylez G. White instead of just Greg White. Why?
"You can always remember Stylez White," White said. "Greg White, nobody knows Greg White."
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"King of the urban surfin’"
by BuckeyeXB on Dec 15, 2008 5:46 PM EST reply actions
Laugh all you want, but the Teen Wolf would have torn Deangelo Williams’ throat out before he got near 186 yards. Stylez White canbring that to the table.
by L'etat, c'est moi on Dec 15, 2008 7:59 PM EST reply actions
torn deangelo’s throat out? how can he tear his throat out when all saw of williams was the BACK of his jesey? you dumbass
by fatblunt69 on Dec 16, 2008 12:00 PM EST reply actions
I was intimating that the lycanthrope would rip out Deangelo’s throat at the line of scrimmage, before he actually got moving.
… and f*ck you.
by L'etat, c'est moi on Dec 17, 2008 5:55 PM EST reply actions
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