â†µWe really don’t understand what is taking Tex so long to make up his mind though. Presumably, he wants three things: to make an ungodly sum of money, to win, and to play on the east coast. Several teams are in the running -- Red Sox, Angels, Yankees, Orioles, Nationals -- so to make this real simple like, we’ve broken it down, Venn diagram style: â†µâ†µ
â†µThere you have it, Mark Teixeira will be playing in Boston next season. Unless, of course, we’ve misunderstood the three things he’s looking for in his new team and makes some sort of career killing move, like signing with the Nationals. â†µâ†µ
â†µTo clarify: Yankees aren't in the Money section because they're offering less for Tex than the others ... and the Nationals aren't in the Money/Location section because there's no way in hell he's signing there, says this pessimistic Nats fan. â†µâ†µ
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