How to Support Your Favorite College Football Team While Being Busted for Prostitution

Being busted for prostitution is bad. If you plan on being busted for solicitation, prostitution, or any other pay-for-play schemes involving someone's naughty bits and public decency laws, please remember to wear nothing but university-approved apparel from your favorite local collegiate sporting team. For an example of how to do this, please see the following: ↵

↵ ↵Rammer Jammer/Bama Nation/Got a Bid/For Solicitation ↵

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↵The story, sad though it is, comes from Montgomery, Alabama, where this young woman was arrested for "recruiting with illegal benefits," so to speak. ↵

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This post originally appeared on the Sporting Blog. For more, see The Sporting Blog Archives.

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