â†µThese people probably should be out stealing wallets or BASE jumping off stop signs or whatever it is people with severe ADD do (besides write sports blogs.) If you're not clear on what I think of this, I'll rephrase: don't give monkeys stuff to throw, because they will throw it, and it only takes one to start the whole disaster. Sometimes you don't have to use profanity; we can only hope this was a joke: â†µâ†µ
â†µDivorce humor! Mommy's not crying because she's sad, but because she's free, and now she has documented proof of deliberate emotional cruelty that can get her not only alimony and the house, but enough money for that MBA she's been thinking about going back to school and earning. Also: per new NHL policy, all messages coming from Sean Avery's cell phone number are blocked. All of them. â†µâ†µ
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