We Beg You, Roger, Simply Plead Da Fif Tomorrow

By TSB Staff

Here we are, on the eve of the Congressional hearing so important that you absolutely couldn't care less. It shall be an event so monumental that Roger Clemens will not even have his tips frosted. Yes, friends, after tomorrow, Major League Baseball as we know it will not change whatsoever.

So, to spare us all the great pain of watching our elected officials waste our money, we'd like to ask Roger Clemens to be like Tron Carter and, please, plead da fif:



This way, instead of watching this sure-to-be insufferable hearing all day, we can flip over to ESPN (as soon as Clemens says, "I plead da fif," of course) and watch Roger Cossak's head explode on live television as he tries to make sense of what just happened.

Because let's face it, in this world full of uncertainties, one thing will always be true: Cossak's head exploding > Old white men.

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