Zach Randolph Will Break Yo Ankles, Son

By Chris Mottram

Knicks' Randolph demonstrates how to properly break your man down with the dribble and create space for yourself to launch up a wide-open, uncontested, silky-smooth three:



Why would Randolph take that shot, you ask? Because there are no fours.

Seriously though, it would be embarrassing to look that bad on the blacktop [/speaking from experience], let alone on live Canadian television. Next time Randolph tries to get all And 1, perhaps the Knicks should consider putting Nate Robinson under the basket. Kinda like how Drake does.

Head to Basketbawful for a four-part breakdown of this video, which he describes as "the dollop of creamy turd pudding on top of the crap cake that Z-Bo served up last night." Dessert, anybody?

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