Morning Constitutional: A Fine Waste of Time

> Which Major Leaguer Are You? | Liquid Generation
Because actually doing work is stupid and a waste of time, kill about five minutes figuring our which MLBer you're most like. As you can tell, I'm a very exciting person based on my results (reading "You are just like Brandon Webb" is incredibly depressing):

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> NFL And NBC Agree To Move Kickoff Of Opener | Awful Announcing
The first game of the season on Thursday, Sept. 4 will kickoff at 7PM, instead of the usual 8:30PM thanks to the GOP. We now know that game will be the Redskins at the Giants.

> Soccer in the Snow | Dave's Football Blog
Football, the way it was meant to be played: In the snow. What's that? They're playing futbol? Nevermind, I'm sure it was miserable.

> It's Good to Be a Davidson Student | Lion in Oil
Davidson students get a free trip to Detroit to watch their team lose to Wisconsin. (I'm using what is referred to as the "reverse jinx" so that the Wildcats will actually win.)

> Tell Him to F--- Right Off | Signal to Noise
In defense of Tiger Woods using grown up words (warning: language).

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> MVP in Miguel Cabrera's Sights | What Do You Expect For Free?

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