The Arizona Cardinals Even Fail at Treadmill

The Arizona Cardinals, the Bidwell family's decades-old experiment in creating new and innovative variations on "FAIL" in the NFL, invent a new way to take their season out at the knees before a single snap of the ball: getting their players injured on treadmills.
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↵⇥Cardinals starting nose tackle Gabe Watson suffered a fractured kneecap last week in a treadmill mishap and won't be able to participate in off-season practices, coach Ken Whisenhunt confirmed today. ↵
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↵(It wouldn't surprise us if the Cardinals actually ran this drill, save one detail: setting this all up would cost real American money, and that's a no-no in Arizona.)
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This post originally appeared on the Sporting Blog. For more, see The Sporting Blog Archives.

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