Go Buy Yourself Some New, Much More Attractive Golfing Buddies

Your buddy Drew is a great guy to play golf with, partially because he sucks, which makes you feel better about your marginal skills, but mostly he’s great ‘cause he’s not your wife. But imagine if you could trade your buddy in for not one, not two, but an entire gaggle of Playboy Bunnies. Yes, that would be quite an upgrade. And it’s possible.

Well, I should say it was possible, but the opportunity has come and gone. And one minor detail: It would’ve cost you $50,000 that you don’t have.

For four lucky guys toolbags, the dream to play with the Bunnies actually came true a couple weeks ago in -- where else – California, the place where it’s my understanding that all dreams come true. (Or maybe it’s where they go to die. One or the other.) These sweet looking, pink polo shirt wearing dudes earned the privilege of playing with the Bunnies by being the top bidders on a Playboy Golf charity auction item. I have no way of verifying if they did indeed pony up 50 grand, but that’s what Uncoached claims. At the least, it cost $21,000, seeing as that was the minimum bid allowed.

Oh, and did I mention part of this little outing included shotgunning beers with the Bunnies? No? Well then, I guess I buried the lead here, ‘cause that’s exactly what went down.

(H/T: Uncoached … and warning, there are scantily clad women on the other end of this link.)

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