Jim Cramer, Pointing, Looking Awesome at Draft

Back and on the internet in the basement of Radio City. But it's alright, people: even if the NFL can't put together a decent wireless internet, Jim Cramer is here to point, look awesome, and tell you that the collapse of Bear Stearns is nothing compared to the reach for Matt Ryan at the third pick for Atlanta.



The host of Mad Money brought his own laptop to the draft. I can't say much more to illustrate how many degrees of awesome Jim Cramer brings to the equation than that.

And the Raiders pick...SHINY CANDY! I mean, Darren McFadden, thus solving their critical shortage of running backs. (Who can win with only three these days, really?)

Next year, I'm going to invent a player and CGI a new jersey onto old Bo Jackson footage. Then, I will send the fake game tape to Al Davis, who will then draft the imaginary player over the strenuous objections of everyone who works for him. And I, the "player's" agent, will have a new house in Costa Rica.

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