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Keyshawn Runs on Mighty Fuel

A long day of commentatin' does make a man hungry. When you're an F1 Racing Machine of a man like Keyshawn Johnson, you need high-octane fuel. Fortunately, Keyshawn and his exquisite suit--sewn entirely from costumes used in Moulin Rouge!--are hidden snackers at heart.


Key thrives on fuel that explodes the arteries of lesser men. Snack on, you big bad tiger of a man. For the record, we can't see what snackage lies behind Berman's chair, but we're taking bets now in the comments. Hamshake with whipped cream topping is our leader, and we're giving 3/1 odds on it for any takers.

This post originally appeared on the Sporting Blog. For more, see The Sporting Blog Archives.

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