Random notes from the slackening, flabby midsection of the first day of the draft.
--In between picks, the PA announcer plays geographically relevant music. The worst yet: well, what's blue and yellow and covered in shame? The San Diego Chargers, of course.
--Tennessee just picked Chris Johnson, and thank goodness for that--the humdrum competence of all that preceded it was getting on my nerves.
--Washington Redskins fans were giving semi-obscene gestures to ESPN cameras. When Tony Romo was shown on-screen, they broke out into loud homophobic cheers involving a word that rhymes with "Romo." Heal the world with love, Redskins fans!
--Jerry Jones just traded three draft picks and 45,000 acres in Belize for Glenn Dorsey. He then traded Dorsey for $75 mil in platinum and an underwater lair somewhere off Fiji. He's trading until he ends up with a bucket of eyebrows and a giraffe with purple neon eyes, and there's nothing you can do to stop him, because HE IS JERRY JONES AND HE IS CRAZY.
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