The Titans ceded all drafting authority to a talking cat named Augustino only Jeff Fisher can see or hear. This explanation is just as good as any other we can think of for their picks today, including their second round reach for Jason Jones, a converted tight end turned DT from Eastern Michigan. (Augustino's just HUGE on the directional schools this year.)
The picks now lean so obscure and random I'm watching Steve Young do the Funky Mormon up in the booth to Barry White.
Berman was dancing and bowing for the crowd, too, but let's not give him any more attention than he already gets, shall we? He gets positively
muggy when you pay attention to him. Then Mort gets jealous, then Kiper gets annoyed, and then Keyshawn ends up in the trailer in tears crying about how he can't "work with these amateurs anymore."
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