Ten-hut, juvenile football soldiers:
$199 will get you entry into the Kellen Winslow football camp. Winslow, the Cleveland Browns tight end known for both his boundless potential and motorcycle accidents, guarantees "fun and education" at his camp, as well as a t-shirt and nine hours of instruction. I'm sure it will be a worthy endeavor enjoyed by all who attend it, and I will not make the cheap jokes you may expect from a blogger.
Hey, in unrelated news, have you played
Grand Theft Auto IV? It's incredible.
Did you see those graphics? Wow. Just wow.
HT:
A Brand New Form of Child Abuse, G-Money Sack
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I don’t know, looks more like Roethlisberger than Winslow. Especially the scenes where he hits and goes flying over a car.
by JBeck on May 23, 2008 10:50 AM EDT reply actions
“Kellen, my cousin, I can’t believe you’re here! Welcome to Cleveland!” But seriously, can K2 fly a helicopter?
by littmann.tsn on May 23, 2008 11:05 AM EDT reply actions
$199 a head for nine hours? Gatorade and t-shirts must be a lot more expensive than I remember. This is along the lines of charging 25 bucks for an autograph. A real role model would just go to a local park and play a pickup game with the kids. Hell, why not just charge $500 bucks for a motorcycle safety class?
by kiji on May 23, 2008 2:37 PM EDT reply actions
Maybe he should show up for OTA’s before he decides to start playing the Role Model card…
“Kids, this is how you hold out for a bigger contract as an unproven rookie. Here is how you throw your career away by being stupid on a motorcycle. After lunch I’m going to show you how to try to get a better contract when you still have 3 years left on your already re-worked existing one.”
by browns_4_life on May 28, 2008 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
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