â†µFirst, the tirade, which you’ve surely seen enough to repeat verbatim, assuming you could understand half of what Guillen says. All I know is there’s a lot of F-Bombs, and something about Chicago loving the Cubs more despite being a perennial failure: â†µâ†µ
â†µSo yeah, freaking out in front of reporters is one way to fire your team up. The other way: A blow-up doll “shrine” in the clubhouse with bats acting as sexually suggestive props: â†µ
â†µâ‡¥Designed to help the team break out of its slump, the shrine featured two female blow-up dolls surrounded by "strategically placed" baseball bats and was accompanied by a sign that read, "You've Got To Push," Canada's National Post reported. â†µâ‡¥"A few of the bats were doing naughty things," Sun-Times beat writer Joe Cowley wrote in his blog. Apparently one of the dolls was propped up by a bat in its rear end. Whether the lewdness was intentional or not, this was inappropriate. As were the blow-up dolls. Period. â†µ
â†µ(H/T: We Are the Postmen) â†µâ†µ
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