Today in 'Why Baseball Tonight Is Insufferable'

“Alright, Baseball Tonight gang, gather ‘round, let’s talk about tonight’s show. OK, as we all know, our viewers are baseball illiterate, probably never played the game on any level, and don’t understand that when balls hit the wall, they tend to ricochet. We must explain this to them in lieu of showing actual game highlights. But how? Ideas, anyone?” ↵
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↵“Well, we could stick a fat, nonathletic former first baseman in front of a green screen and let him take two outfield plays out of context to drive home this completely obvious point we’re trying to make here.” ↵
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↵“Yes! Brilliant!” ↵ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵ ↵

↵(H/T: Bugs and Cranks) ↵

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This post originally appeared on the Sporting Blog. For more, see The Sporting Blog Archives.

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