â†µRussia also knows how to treat its killer athletes. When they score in important competitions, grateful fans like Pyotr Listerman rush forward to make sure they continue the trend off the field, too. â†µâ†µ
â†µâ‡¥Listerman, known for setting up rich Russians with wives, said: “For each goal I’ll present two beautiful chicks. Watch the guys react.” â†µâ†µ â†µListerman, a millionaire who I'm sure made all of that money in legitimate and not-at-all shady ways, is known for procuring wives for wealthy Russians. To repeat: This does not sound at all dodgy to my ears. Nope. Not at all. (Sssssshhhhh! Rich people in Russia are all Bond villains! Or at least act like them!) Andrei Arshavin, the emerging star of the tournament thus far, thinks the offer will be an effective one in today's match against Spain. â†µ
â†µâ‡¥Andrei, set to star in tonight’s semi-final against Spain, said: “There are a number of bachelors in our team. This is a great incentive.” â†µâ†µListerman is overlooking one small detail, however: if the Russians manage to win against Spain, the team's conditioning could be completely shot for the final thanks to his "recovery plan" for the team. They're athletes, not race horses, tovarech.â†µ
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