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Maybe you don't understand how to relate to the ladies, and lack the kind of pimp juice glands a major celebrity like Verne Troyer has. (If you do something on video, it will end up on the internet. This is something you must never forget.) 'Female tennis players lack the social skills, they don't go to high school, they don't go to parties,' he said. He said that while he did not fancy Kournikova - 'she has a great body but her face is a five' - he was attracted to other players.Stop, Justin! They are all taking their clothes off at once and charging the computer! Don't you understand, this is A MAC! IT IS EXPENSIVE AND LIBERAL! I can't vote for Obama without it! Seriously, don't start telling me what you think of Anna Kournikova, or what you'd do to her in a match...
Asked if he hated her, he replied: 'Hate's a very strong word. I just despise her to the maximum level just below hate.' Mr Gimelstob, who is due to play Kournikova in an exhibition mixed doubles match in Washington next month, then said he wanted to hit her hard with the ball in the midriff when serving at her. 'If she's not crying by the time she walks off the court then I did not do my job,' he added.OH MY LORD IT'S A RIOT OF LADYLUST! GIMMELSTOB, STOP YOU MAD GENIUS YOU!!!
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Justin said nothing wrong,the problem is freedom of speech no longer exists unless your a woman or a minority. The man said it like it is for the woman is a bitch and her pics on the net makes her appear to be Britney’s or Paris Hilton’s sister. The fact of the matter is Justin should have consulted with his brother for she may be below his brother’s standards to fix him up with such a pig. I do believe with a war going on and loss of life continuing I fail to see how this is a news worthy item. Justin Gimelstob is my hero.
by binyomin on Jun 28, 2008 12:04 PM EDT reply actions
You’re right, binyomin. We should only post news of the war in Iraq on our SPORTS blog. Great point. And if you think Gimelstob said nothing wrong, well, I just fear for any females in your life.
by cmottram on Jun 28, 2008 12:13 PM EDT reply actions
I for one wish that soldiers had stats we could follow. I can see it now… “Sgt. Gonzalez is .789 shooting Afghanis, including a dozen head shots.” I’d shell out heavy ducats for his rookie card.
by L'etat, c'est moi on Jun 28, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions
This guy is sick. He needs mental help. Also, needs to be banned from any tennis till he gets some.
by giftedkid527 on Jun 30, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
I thought it was marketing genius. I had no idea he was going to play her. Now I want to see it.
by The Great Snook on Jun 30, 2008 11:20 AM EDT reply actions
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