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by Chris Mottram • Jun 5, 2008 11:00 AM EDT
I’ve made it clear in the space before that I don’t like horses, therefore I don’t care at all about horse racing. The arrogance of these equines is sickening. I mean, what makes them think they’re sooo much better than donkeys? Or camels? Stupid, holier than thou, prejudice horses. Although, really, it’s not their fault; they learn it all from their owners.
But finally, a reason to care if Big Brown runs in a circle faster than the others:
And if Big Brown makes it to the winner's circle, he will be greeted by busty Hooters girls in tightfitting T-shirts.The weather forecast for the Belmont is 91 degrees with a 10% chance of rain. If there is a god, that 10% will turn into 100% at the exact moment that Big Brown enters the “busty Hooters girls” infested winner’s circle.
"We do have our logo right up on the jockey," Mike McNeil, vice president of marketing for Hooters of America, told the Daily News.
"We'll have Hooters execs and Hooters girls in the winner's circle when the horse wins."
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The picture is so funny, I just had to comment. Here we have a hideously ugly lesbian who has probably NEVER been looked at twice by ANY male member of the human race, picketing against beautiful women showing what they got! Mrs. Dyke needs to get a life! Worst part is these freaks are beginning to take over our country (Hillary damn near became President for crying out loud). Oh well, I like horses and horseracing and it is a shame what happened to Big Brown and it sure would have been cool to see NON-UGLY women dancing around the winners circle with their hooters bouncing. More HOOTERS, JUGS and HORSES!!!
by dbridg66 on Jun 8, 2008 12:18 PM EDT reply actions
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