Morning Constitutional: Kill Me Now

Red Sox Nation - The Music Video | Sox and Dawgs
↵I want to be cryogenically frozen and only thawed once the Sox suck again. ↵
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↵Meet The San Fermin Festival Mascot: Mr. Testis | Machochip
↵Warning: This link contains a video which features mascot genitalia. ↵

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↵Jelena Jankovic Is Shy | With Leather
↵Have you ever tried changing your panties in the middle of a tennis court? Trust me, it's totally embarrassing. ↵

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↵Video of Some of the Most Dangerous Sporting Events | HHR
↵If you enjoy people being seriously injured and stuff exploding set to techno music, then click that link asap. ↵

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↵The Worst NBA All Stars of the Past Two Decades | Rufus on Fire
↵Just in time for the MLB All Star game, it's the worst NBA All Stars in recent history, because, you know, it's a basketball blog and they don't write about silly balls and sticks.
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This post originally appeared on the Sporting Blog. For more, see The Sporting Blog Archives.

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