Morning Constitutional: Impress the Ladies

Too much Rod Benson: Injury update, quarter tricks | Ball Don't Lie
Rod Benson provides you with a simple way to entertain the opposite sex. I guess he didn't realize that just telling the ladies you're a blogger is all it takes to be in:

ESPN launches ‘blogosphere’ ... | We Are the Postmen
I praised ESPN for their blogging efforts in this space earlier in the week, but the manner in which they launched the thing yesterday was just ridiculous. If there was a word that meant "hyperbole times infinity," that's how I would describe it. Or, perhaps more accurately, I'll just call it completely clueless.

Rob Neyer thinks George Brett did cocaine | Bugs and Cranks
This would help explain why he use to be so excitable. 

The Josh Childress Homesickness Cure | True Hoop
Childress seems to be adjusting well to life in Greece.

Drunk PSU Student Arrested In Football Building ... | The Spors Point
What, you mean to tell me you didn't get wasted, hop a fence onto your college's football field, strip down to your boxers, run around like a chicken sans head, break into the training office, throw weights at windows and then curl up in the women's bathroom on your 21st birthday?

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