Swedish Wrestler Ara Abrahamian Hates Bronze

Swedish wrestler Ara Abrahamian holds a grudge. Rephrase: Ara Abrahamian takes his grudges, wraps his hands around their throat, and then squeezes the life out of them. Abrahamian had already been restrained by teammates following a dispute with judges, so he was in a fine mood to begin with when he was awarded the bronze medal. In case you're wondering about his jewelry preferences, Abrahamian likes inset diamonds and diamondelles that do not clash with his skin, disdains tie clasps and jeweled cufflinks, and generally prefers a simple, less ornamental style in his jewelry. ↵
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↵Most importantly, please remember that he does not wear bronze under any circumstances. ↵
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↵That's a grudge taken to the fullest extent of grudge material capacity. If there were some sort of spite Olympics we would give Abrahamian ... A BRONZE MEDAL! Hahahahahaha! He'd hate that, and being a wrestler, he'd probably tie my arms in a knot. If he'll attack an Olympic judge, he'll turn a blogger into dork-flavored Vegemite.↵

This post originally appeared on the Sporting Blog. For more, see The Sporting Blog Archives.

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