â†µSo it is with some measure of disappointment that we share this with you: North Korea has earned the first doping boot of the games, courtesy of Kim Jong-su, an air pistol medalist who tested positive for a banned PED yesterday. â†µâ†µ
â†µâ‡¥The North Korean shooter has been stripped of his men's 50m air pistol silver and his 10m air pistol bronze medals after testing positive for a banned substance by the International Olympic Committee. â†µâ‡¥â†µA chemical that lowers your heart rate and makes you stop trembling is banned? This means scotch is out as a performance enhancing drug, which aspiring Olympian John Daly is very, very sad to hear. On the bright side, at least Jong-su can take solace in his government's inevitable explanation that this is all part of an imperialist conspiracy to discredit the DPRK, and his doping actually resulted in medals. â†µFrom the same article: â†µ
â†µâ‡¥Jong-su tested positive for the beat blocker propranolol which was used to lower his heart rate and stop trembling. â†µâ‡¥â†µ
â†µâ‡¥A female vietnamese artistic gymnast, Thi Ngan Thuong Do, who finished last place in the floor exercise, was also disqualified, having also tested positive for a banned substance. â†µâ†µThe lesson? If you're going to dope, go hard or go home. Champions take no shortcuts, even when it comes to injecting monkey testosterone into your eyeballs before the Olympics.â†µ
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