â†µAttention, NASCAR drug testers: hit Tony Stewart up now. He's clearly executing a clever maneuver signaling his massive drug use by using hilariously inaccurate drug lingo in comments to reporters last Friday, announcing Ryan Newman's Stewart-Haas Racing. â†µ
â†µâ‡¥"What kind of crack are you on? You must be smoking pot grass." â†µâ†µOnly a dedicated stoner would make such an obvious, ham-handed attempt to conceal their deep drug knowledge with such clumsily utilized drug lingo. I mean, he has to know ... â†µ
â†µWait: he's from Indiana? Really? Oh. Strike all previous comments. He really would call it "pot grass" then. Carry on. â†µâ†µ
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