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Setting Odds for the NFL Hall of Fame Ceremony

by Tom Ziller • Aug 2, 2008 5:45 PM EDT

At 6PM EST, six dudes will be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Here are the odds for some completely fake prop bets.

Even: A presenter's speech goes on entirely too long.

2/1: Peter King files a Brett Favre report at some point during the ceremony. Chris Mortensen files a wildly different Favre report less than 15 minutes later.

2/1: Chris Berman's combover waves in the wind, proud as the American flag.

4/1: Art Monk begins his speech with, "Dr. Z, tell me how my ass taste."

8/1: Darrell Green intercepts Fred Dean's bust, gets away with pass interference.

14/1: Emmitt Smith shows up confused, asks why his bust looks more like Emmitt Thomas.

100/1: King's Favre report actually matters.

1,000,000/1: Mortensen's report is actuallly accurate.

(It's been a first day full of joy, ladies and germs. I'll be back tomorrow. Contact me with tips and words of displeasure alike at tom AT sactownroyalty DOT com.)

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