Head of IOC Disapproves of Mr. Bolt's Dancing

Jacques Rogge head of the IOC: I disapprove of your dancing. ↵
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↵Usain Bolt: Jacques, baby! Get in the line! We're doing the Nuh Linga! ↵
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↵Jacques: I have no idea what you're doing. In Belgium, there is no dancing. ↵

↵Usain: Belgium sounds like it SUCKS. What you want, Jocky-boy? ↵

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↵Jacques: I believe you disrespected your competitors, Usain, with your unseemly island dances and chest-thumping. ↵

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↵Usain: WHAT COMPETITORS? Did you see me? Did you even watch? ↵

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↵Jacques: Your competitors ran fine races. ↵

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↵Usain: I wouldn't know. I only heard them weeping openly behind me. ↵

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↵Jacques: It's not what we would encourage as the Olympic spirit, Mr. Bolt. ↵

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↵Usain: You can tell me what to do when you can run a 9.6, Mr. Rogge. Until then, I suggest you start dancing. This ain't Belgium. This is Beijing, and I'm the new mayor. NUH LINGA!!! ↵

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↵[A crowd of five thousand insanely attractive Chinese women break it down around Bolt, who is wearing only his underwear and a huge sombrero.] ↵

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↵Jacques: I would love to continue this conversation, but Hu Jintao insisted I pick up his laundry by three this afternoon. He gets so impatient about these things! ↵

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↵Usain: Talk to you later, Jacques! We should hang sometime! IF YOU CAN CATCH MEH!!! ↵

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This post originally appeared on the Sporting Blog. For more, see The Sporting Blog Archives.

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