Florida's Chris Rainey Was Under the Assumption That This Was a Film Class

Chris Rainey (sophomore running back, Florida), you already are working your way into potential greatness in the Quotehorse Athlete Hall of Fame. First, you proclaim in high school to a reporter that not only are people buying you things they're not supposed to buy for you, but you talk about how "it's good being Chris Rainey." Then, you announce your preference for white girls in another interview, describing yourself as "a white girl man."

Then, just when we all think you have reached your life's quota of interesting, startlingly un-self-aware things to say to reporters, you fully admit in print you believe the anthropology course on human sexuality you're taking as an elective is actually going to show porno in class.

Reporter: What are you taking this semester?

Rainey: I'm taking sex classes.

Reporter: Six classes?

Rainey: Sex classes.

Laughter erupted from the twenty-some reporters crowding around him.

He's not the only one who enjoys taking the sex class at UF.

"It's a lot of people," Rainey said. "It was all the way to the door when I got in. My back was touching the door."

And even with all those students in the room, the subject matter was not at all to Rainey's liking.

"It's boring," Rainey said. "I thought it would be fun, like you see on TV. But it ain't like that."

Someone give him some beef jerky and a cape, because America has the hero it so desperately needs now. Chris Rainey, you are the Americaback. A nation breathlessly awaits your next statement.

This post originally appeared on the Sporting Blog. For more, see The Sporting Blog Archives.