â†µIf the internet is to be believed -- and everything on the internet is true -- Columbus, Ohio is a hotbed of underground wannabe rap moguls ready to blow up, or blow up on every day of the week save Saturday, which is Tressel-day. 2007 blew up with a bang as the Anonymous Rapper made a stompin' track that proved to be astonishingly accurate about the results of the National Championship Game, while the Sleepy Rappers took "Franklin, County" to no less than hundreds of viewers on YouTube. â†µ
â†µThe love continues with Papapang's phat beatz on "Carmen, Ohio." That noise you hear? The sobbing? It's Nas realizing he's no longer the king of hip-hop after hearing this: â†µ
â†µThe rappin' Buckeye underground cannot be stopped or contained. You can only hope to slow it down, preferably with a 24 pack of Bud Light, four bratwursts, and a generous dousing of pepper spray, which all seem to work pretty well on Saturdays in the fall.â†µ
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