What Was Charlie Weis Really Doing in the Box?

Charlie Weis has taken some heat in what has been ingeniously dubbed "Laptopgate" -- Weis had a laptop turned on in his coaches box at Michigan State, which is against the rules. But Notre Dame says there was no cheating involved. I believe 'em. Here are some guesses as to what Weis was really doing on the laptop during the Irish loss.

* Using Yelp to find a Mexican restaurant to deliver in East Lansing.

* Correspondence classes to earn his medical billing certification.

* Trying to work up the strength to drop Tom Brady from his fantasy league. (Mission failed.)

* Playing Geosense.

* Sending an e-card to Dr. James Andrews with the hope he can slip into the winter surgery schedule.

* Finishing his Christmas shopping on Amazon.

C'mon tin-foil nutjobs. There's no way Charlie would try to cheat a public school!

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