â†µIt's a live, crackling rivalry, but a bit more so after Alabama assistant coach Kirby Smart was caught on camera pouring whole barrels of kerosene on the fire at the 1:00 mark or so. (Slight language warning)
â†µThe exact quote printed as accurately as possible here: "They're wearing black because they're going to a motherf@#*in' funeral." Smart, a Georgia native with a Waterboy accent, has no comment on the video yet, but because three out of every four working journalists in Alabama cover football, be sure for some sort of post-practice grilling while they're at it, thus taking further attention away from the pressing laundry crisis afflicting SEC football coaches. Forget Freddie Mac and AIG; someone get Congress to get Nick Saban a proper golf shirt NOW.
â†µCorrection: The speaker is Alabama Strength and Conditioning Coach Scott Cochran, who also conveniently sounds like Farmer Fran from The Waterboy. â†µ
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