Ohio Political Ads Accuse Candidate of Being Covert Wolverine-Lover

[Please read in "creepy campaign ad guy voice."]

Ohio Democrat Mary Jo Kilroy is up to her old tricks again ... saying things like "Steve Stivers has forgotten his roots," because he used maize and blue lettering in a sign in a campaign ad:
But Stivers attended THE Ohio State University for undergrad, while Kilroy only went to law school with the Buckeyes. Where'd she go for her undergrad? Cleveland State.

... yes, that Cleveland State, which is almost in Canada. Why don't we ask Mary Jo Kilroy who she's really working for: the hardworking Buckeyes of Ohio, or the near-Canadians of Cleveland? What kept her from coming to Columbus like a proper Ohioan? Her covert work for the Canadians, maybe?

Vote Steve Stivers: a real, non-near-Canadian American with red blood and a redder Ohio State t-shirt on under his button-down at all times.

[end creepy announcer voice.]

(P.S. If we could get a complimentary ad showing a phone ringing at 3 a.m. with Mary Jo Kilroy answering it in a scarlet and gray petticoat, that would be great, too. Get on that, sleazy political attack ad people.)

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