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Erin Andrews Probably Didn't Flick-Off Miami Fans. But it Would Be Awesome if She Did.



There are a few things I want to believe. I want to believe I'm going to become a better, kinder person as I get older, even after I've just heartlessly cut off an old lady for a parking space at the grocery store. To be fair, she might not have even seen me, since she couldn't see over the steering wheel, and killed three pedestrians seconds later. I didn't help them, either. Have you heard of liability? It's expensive.

I also really, really want to believe this is true. For the moment I'll assume it's just fan fiction, or a naked attempt to grab page views by typing the name ERIN ANDREWS in a bogus and entertaining story, a technique used (ERIN ANDREWS) by only the most desperate (ERIN ANDREWS) and lazy bloggers. (ERIN ANDREWS.)

Since there are no pictures of this happening, I'll just assume fakery. But it's a pleasant fantasy scene, if only to imagine an ESPN employee doing this to a crowd full of gelled-up, jersey-wearing Miami Hurricanes fans.
For a few moments, I was poised to take over and drive the Erin Andrews bandwagon. But minutes later, she reminded the crowd where she had gone to college. After performing a few chomps, she turned, completely unprovoked, towards the Miami crowd. With the cameras off she flashed Miami’s signature U, and turned it upside down into two middle fingers.
OH NO YOU DI-UHNT. That's right, actually, she didn't. But it's amusing to think so, and for the desperate single men and sexually frustrated older dudes of the internet, it will be enough to get them through the next 48 hours or so.

P.S. ERIN ANDREWS ERIN ANDREWS ERIN ANDREWS.

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Spencer,

Thanks for
reading our article.  You’re right, there
isn’t any photo evidence of the event—we had hoped that in a small editorial
column, an eye witness account would have sufficed.  We should have known better, and asked her to
stop and pose while we got out our hi-res camera equipment that we thought to
bring with us ahead of time.   It also makes sense that because you assume this
didn’t happen, we are sexually frustrated older dudes looking for cheap hits on
“Erin Andrews” Google searches.

We realize
now that in your search for “Erin Andrews BREASTS” you may have accidentally read
an article, and we sincerely apologize for this inconvenience.  Not to mention the fact that you are a UF
graduate, and that we inadvertently may have insulted one of your own.  Please feel free to contact us the next time
you want to make fun of a smaller sports website instead of coming up with your
own original content.

Erin
Andrews,

Sean and
Josh www.fantanalysts.com

by Fantanalysts on Sep 10, 2008 2:16 AM EDT reply actions  

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