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If you’re looking for any analysis of the Rose Parade, you’re out of luck. I’m not sure what I find more ridiculous, the fact that people spend months cutting up flowers and gluing them into floats, or the fact that thousands of people get up before sunrise on New Years Day to get in place to watch these floats drive by.
Most of the parking for Rose Bowl tailgating is on a golf course. Instead of being set up on acres of parking lots, most people are parked on lush fairways or Bermuda grass rough. The Penn State faithful might not have had USC fans outnumbered at the scene, but they certainly seemed more jacked up. I arrived about three hours before the game to find Paternoville West already rocking. Setting up shop just off a greenside bunker, they had a PA system, full-working bar with top-shelf drinks, and enough people collectively drinking to think that the Nittany Lions actually have a shot. There were more than a few drunk college kids using the sandtrap as a mini-beach, and white, tanless bodies were plentiful.
I think I parked next to Curtis Enis, but I was too big a chicken to go up and say something, especially since the conversation might have gone something like this:
Me: Hey, Curtis Enis, what’s going on?
Curtis Enis: I’m going to the Rose Bowl, what does it look like I’m doing?
Me: (stuttering) Going to the Rose Bowl. ... Me too. (Pause) Hey, remember your cameo in Jerry Maguire? That was awesome. What happened with the Bears?
Curtis Enis walks away, shaking his head.
End Scene.
I’ll be coming to you live after each quarter, from up top at the Rose Bowl, so check back here for some hard-hitting analysis from the Grand-Daddy of them all ...
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It’s just like rural New Hampshire, except with thirty million illegal Mexicans to stock the Wal-Mart positions.
by L'etat, c'est moi on Jan 1, 2009 5:54 PM EST reply actions
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