TSB in Tampa: One Man Single-Handedly Makes the Media Party the Sexiest Event of the Week

Chris Mottram is on the loose in Tampa this week. He'll be posting about various goodness and misadventures here on no particular schedule.

So, you probably heard Tampa is a pretty sexy area, what with all its strip clubs and whatnot. Well, look no further than tonight’s Media Party at the Cuban Club in Ybor City, where the sexiness was served up on an all you can eat buffet, baby. Am I referring to the media? No, of course. We’re all ugly. I’m talking about the lead singer of the lip-syncing cover band they lined up for our entertainment. Try not to let the front man’s fake bulge poke your eye out:



Oh, you haven’t had enough of him? What’s that? It would really make your day to see him using a female dancer’s leg as an air guitar? Well, you’re in luck:

Yep, that was about the most interesting thing that went down at the Media Party, making it officially the most awkward event I’ve attended since my 8th grade dance. The booze was free though, and the middle-aged married men seemed to really, really enjoy getting their photos taken with Hooters girls, who had a line about 50 people deep at all times just to get a signed copy of their calendar. I guess everyone just really wanted to know what day Easter is this year.

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