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If Rox Sweep L.A., Barack Obama Might Be Getting Intimate

Michael Roberts of the Denver Westword thinks that although the Rockies may be Wild Card champs, there’s no way — seriously, no way — the Rockies can sweep the Dodgers to win the West:

If the Rockies … then sweep the Dodgers at home, they’d take the division.

But it will never happen. Never-ever. There’s a better chance of Barack Obama and Glenn Beck sharing an open-mouthed kiss live on Fox News than the Rockies taking three from the Dodgers, for two simple reasons: They hardly ever beat the Dodgers, period, and they really hardly ever beat them at home.

Perhaps a wager is in order? Somebody call Obama and Beck! Quick! Or, for the sake of America, don’t. Please don’t.

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