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John Riggins Disses Jim Zorn Atop a Large Pile of Chopped Wood

by Eamonn Brennan • Oct 13, 2009 7:47 PM EDT

Now THAT is a headline you don’t see every day. And yet it is true. Incredibly, awesomely true:

Sorry, Jim Zorn, but you’re just not cut from that right bolt of cloth. Do you have a large pile of wood that you yourself chopped with nothing but bare hands, a rusty axe, and braun? Do you wear polyester gym suits when you deliver UNFILTERED FOOTBALL TRUTH one YouTube video at a time? No and no, Jim. You are gone. Best of luck, though.

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