Mike Sims-Walker Missed Sunday's Game For Very Sexy Reason

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↵Jaguars receiver Mike Sims-Walker was abruptly ruled inactive prior to last Sundays 41-0 drubbing at the hands (talons?) of the Seahawks. We already know that this was a disciplinary measure from head coach Jack Del Rio because Sims-Walker had violated the team's itinerary for the weekend while they were in Seattle. ↵

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↵What we didn't know was how exactly he violated that schedule. Naturally, because the reason is salacious and we bloggers are unrepentant filthmongers, we must titter vigorously while reporting that Sims-Walker reported late to the hotel Friday night because he had been off visiting a female friend until well into the night. ↵

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↵I hope you have not been overly scandalized by this revelation. ↵

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This post originally appeared on the Sporting Blog. For more, see The Sporting Blog Archives.

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