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[INTERVIEWER]: If there was one guy on the planet you could dunk on, who would it be? That teacher?
[JAMES]: If it doesn’t have to be a basketball player, George W. Bush. I would dunk on his ass, break the rim, and shatter the glass.
Bush is a solid six feet tall, which is taller than most presidents. Personally, I would have opted for James Madison, who at 5'4" was the shortest president ever. The most fearsome opponent would probably have to be our seventh president, Andrew Jackson. He was 6'1", and he would probably slash you in the face with an officer's sword if you tried to dunk on him. The man was terrifying.
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