Via With Leather, here's Texas Tech coach Mike Leach, who blames his team's loss to Texas A&M on his players' "fat little girlfriends."â†µ
Huh? Leach was apparently very proud of his "fat little girlfriends" anecdote, because he used the phrase in full four times. That's the most effective way to win friends and influence people: say something over and over again until it sticks.