â†µâ‡¥â‡¥"A former Rodriguez fling remembers seeing portraits of the slugger, 34, as a centaur hanging over his bed.â‡¥â‡¥ â†µâ‡¥â†µ
â†µâ‡¥â‡¥"He was so vain," his ex tells Us Weekly. "He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure?"â‡¥â‡¥ â†µâ‡¥â†µâ‡¥â‡¥ â†µâ‡¥
â†µâ‡¥â‡¥Adds the ex, "It was ridiculous."â‡¥â‡¥ â†µâ‡¥â†µ
â†µBut which part was ridiculous, unnamed ex? The centaur portrait? The centaur portrait being over the bed? One centaur portrait not being enough? Picking a centaur instead of a unicorn? I must know! â†µâ†µ
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